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Friday, October 8, 2010

The Death of a Great American Hotrod (2004 Dodge Neon SRT4)



Let's get straight to the point.  This article is about the death of my 2004 Dodge Neon SRT-4.  This past Monday it was involved in a high-speed crash on the i-696 freeway near i-75.  My wife was on her way work in the early morning.  Without warning, the car in front her slammed on their brakes and she did all that she could to avoid crashing into others around her; she selflessly sacrificed herself and the car.  So allow me to be clear:
#1: My wife is fine.  She is not hurt and we couldn't be more blessed and thrilled that nothing more than an achy neck and back resulted.  It could have been much worse, the good Lord sent extra angels her way this day.
#2: I don't want you to think that I'm materialistic or that this car is a status symbol to me.  But I want you to understand what this car meant to me.


With that being said, I'm really sad about my Dodge Neon SRT-4.  2004-2010, RIP.  It was a super-de duperdy car.  It was MY first NEW car.  I considered it the affordable sports car of my dreams.  I was a happy 24 year old.  It was fast, and not much could keep up with it on the road. This car is a severely modified Neon.  It was equipped with a 2.4L turbo charged I-4.  It had a 5 speed manual and I'll tell you what, chicks digged it.  And when I say chicks digged it, I am implying that one chick (my wife) digged it.  I bought it on a cold winter day in early 2005.  We bonded instantly.  Now granted, this wasn't the best *winter* car, but it sure could handle itself just fine on dry pavement.  Out of the gate I knew this one was special.  It wasn't even a two months later when I entered this hotrod into some of its first auto-cross style races.


Allow me to shift gears a little  (pun intended).  Have you ever been really attached to vehicle before?   As a child or at some other point in your life?  Is it wrong to get attached to an 'object' and not a person?  I am in no position to make that judgement for you, but I'll tell you, it's hard not to.  I remember as a child, my dad selling a car that had been in the family for a while.  I remember watching out the window, seeing the car drive away for the last time.  It brought me to tears.  Why?  I have no idea, I'm too young to remember the details, I don't even remember what type of car it was.   But there is obviously something there.  You have old reliable, going everywhere with you for many important parts of your life.  My SRT4 was there with me as I bought my first house, got married to my lovely bride (of now 4+ years), as I drove into GDLS day by day, and as I went to Tennessee and other vacations over the years.  This car was an absolute beast, as I asked it to do what it could do at it's most extreme limits in it's younger days of racing.
Can you put a price tag on sentimental value?  Indeed, a very hard concept to be objective about.  I was thinking the other day that while this vehicle cost me under $20k out the door, I think it easily had over six figures worth of memories, even given the bad ones.   Can you put a price on safety?  I had asked the vehicle numerous times to stretch its' legs a little.   Going 0-60 in under 6 seconds was quite thrilling.  I'll never forget the feel and the sound as a the "turbo-that-could" put me in the back of my seat.  But it was done with grace and class, and I never once felt that I was ever unsafe or out of control.  The bucket seats and the suspension kept me firmly in place.  How much is that worth to you?


Perhaps you are thinking to yourself that I am getting way too into this, and that I am a little over-the-top.  Maybe you're right.  But allow me to add that I was a real car guy growing up.  I read all the magazines, memorized all the stats, wanted to drive every car on the road, and was a little obsessed with Chrysler's Neons.  The SRT-4 was neon #6 in the line of Mark Russell neons.  It was the bees knees, the cat's pajamas, the whatever you want to call it.  It had a special place in my heart.  I realize that in the last year or two, I primarily drove the (Burnt) Orange Jeep Patriot.  (Patriot: Pa-troy-t).  Well for those who know me, I am a bit of a bicycler.  The SRT4 was not bicycle friendly.  The Jeep is bicycle friendly, and also had fewer miles on it.  For a while, Mrs. Russell's commute to work was much, much less that mine to GDLS, and so I wanted the extra miles to go onto the Jeep, and the not the SRT4, as we had planned to keep it FOREVER.  This being said, I wasn't shunning the SRT4, it just wasn't as practical for me as the Jeep is.


Also, please don't think that I am in way, shape, or form that I am blaming Mrs. Russell for what happened.  Accidents are accidents, there is a reason things happen by accident.  She is a tremendous driver; I have never seen a female handle a 5 speed tranny the way that she does.  She was always wanting tips on how to get the most performance out it the car.  The important thing is that she is just fine, and the way she handled herself and the car during the crash was honestly world-class.  This talks to her level of selfless-ness; she did everything in her power to avoid other cars and kamikaze the SRT4 into the cement wall.


Neon SRT4, you will be missed.  Although everyone called you just a 'neon', or dodge omni, or vega, or pinto as some of my loving co-workers did, you were a true American sports-car.   You will be missed.  I am still waiting to be low-balled by the insurance company for the price of the car.  Dealers can sell these for $10k in my car's condition, even given its' 88k miles.  I surely won't get anywhere near that from the insurance company, but I will be darned if I don't spend the entire day trying to negotiate as much as I can for it.  You can't factor in sentimental value into price of the check, but if they could, the dealer would probably cut me a check for $50k.  Long live the SRT4, you will be missed.  2004-2010, RIP.
Please feel free to share your thoughts, or perhaps offer some advice on what type of car my wife and I should drive next (given that we about to be free of SRT4 car payments).

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Cyser Mead (Thanks, Ken Schramm)

The following makes 5 gallons of Cyser Mead


Ingredients:
- 4 gals. fresh apple cider  (recommended: Jonathan (who's that??), Northern Spy, and Red & Golden Delicious)
- 8 lbs. Honeyflow wildflower honey
- 2 tsp. yeast energizer
- 1 tsp. yeast nutrient
- 1 lb. dark brown sugar
- .5 lb. chopped dates
- .5 lb. raisins
- 10 g Lalvin D-47f yeast (rehydrated)
- Water: to 5 


Procedure:

Blue Agave - Banana Spice Mead

The following is for 5 gallons of Spiced Banana Melomel. I am adding Agave for fun and giggles.  So that would make it "Fun, Giggly Agave Banana Spiced Melomel by Markis"


Ingredients

- 6.25 Lbs HoneyFlow-Farm Wildflower Honey
- 7.5 lbs. bananas
- 20 oz. Johanisberg Resling Grape concentrate
- 2.5 oz ginger
- 12.5 oz clove
- 2.2 gals. water
- 6.25 tsp acid blend
- 12.5 tsp tannin
- 12.5 tsp yeast enegizer
- 10 oz. Red Star Cote De Balnchs Yeast


Procedure

Facebook Thought For the Day


Attention all you mothers out there.  Why is it that you post the picture of your child / childrens as your fb photo? I understand how wonderful the childrens are, but I want to see a picture of the mother. At least a picture of the mother with the child. My advice: start a facebook page for the child. This way they can have their own photo and their own opinions to share.  

Link compliments of KH: http://www.doublex.com/section/life/get-your-kid-your-facebook-page

Barley Wine-Style Braggot (Thanks Ken Schramm)

The following makes 5 gallons of Barley Wine-Style Braggot.  Of course, there are Markis-style mods.

- 3.3 lbs. pale malt extract syrup / or 3 lbs. pale dry malt extract
- 2 oz (Markis-grown) Cascade Hops
- 10 lbs. HoneyFlow Farm Wildflower Honey
- 2 tsp. yeast nutrient
- 2 tsp. yeast energizer
- 10g Lalvin D-47 yeast.

Steps
1) Clean & Sanitize 7+ gallon plastic fermenter.  (No, your urine is not a sanitizer)
2) Fill partially with 2.5 gals H20, chill to 55F or below (if possible.  Perhaps build a year-round igloo from dry-ice).
3) Heat 4.7L (or 1.25 gals) to 212F. (Be sure to stick your head in the water to get an accurate temperature reading).
4) Turn off heat, Stir in grains (in their extract form), and add Markis hops if desired.
5) Stir well, hold for boil for 60 mins.  (Don't physically hold the pot, hold the temperature).
6) Add HoneyFlow honey, stir well.  Add cooled "wort" to fermenter with cold water (ensuring fermenting vessel is below during pour).  Resulting mixture will should be around 65-75F (or 18.5 to 24C for our Canadian friends to the north).
7) Add yeast nutrient and yeast energizer.  Stir well.  Add the yeast which has been previously rehydrated. (simply calling to the yeast gods will not suffice for fermentation purposes).
8) Affix fermentation lock and let the brewing olypmic games begin.
9) Transfer to 2ndary after fermentation has slowed (meaning the childrens would no longer be entertained by the bubbling).
10) Bottle after fermentation has stopped and some clarity has presented itself. (Am I clear? Crystal!).
11) Carbonate by adding 1/2 cup honey at bottling. Wait 2-4 weeks for carbonation. (Did you not hear that?  Uncle X, I said WAIT!).

Friday, October 1, 2010

Markis (and Adam) Ride the Michigan Bavarian Ride for MS!


The main part of this story is I started a cycling team with my friend Adam.  Because the ride starts and ends in the Bavarian town of Frankenmuth, MI, and because of the time of year, we named ourselves "OktoberFast".  We tried to get in the spirit of this time of German celebration, and tried to combine it with a cycling term.  We were planning on riding back to back 100 mile days in efforts to get 200 in over the course of one weekend.  We were excited at the chance to ride so many miles for a good cause!  Remember, I only had about 6 weeks to train this summer, thanks to a pothole and a soccer ball.
So with that being said, you have three choices.  If you are short on time, just read the short story below.  If you have more time, read the long story.  If you are bored out of your mind and need some reading material to fall asleep with, read both stories.  Proceed to the ****** below if you want to skip over the long story.

The short story:
Saturday: Absolutely silly winds headed directly into my desired direction of travel at 20mph for the first 50 miles.  This zapped most of our energy.  Got chased by the same dog twice.  Finished the day with 100 miles. 16mph average, 8 hours in total, 6.25 hours of actual saddle time.  I didn't hurt myself.

Sunday: I know I let down many people on this day.  A beautiful road course, a little cold, but the winds were subtle.  Yes, I said I would do 100 miles on back to back days.  Well the old legs only had 75 miles in them on this day.  The ride director said that Saturday was so hard it was the equivalent of riding 125+ miles.  So there, that's your 200 miles (125 + 75).  Sunday total: 17.5 mph average, 6 hours in total, a little over 4 hours of saddle time.   I didn't hurt myself.

Monday - Wednesday: Can I get a wheelchair?

The long story:

Saturday: Woke up tired and cold, no thanks to 40mph wind gusts that nearly blew my house (2 person tent) down.  Adam and I got started late because of a late sunrise and it just took too darn long to eat me some breakfast.  The ride started out cold and windy, and remained windy.  It was not pleasant having steady 15-20 miles blowing into your face all morning long.  Now I know what most of you GDLS folks are saying: Stop Whining!!!  Well good point.. but I feel justified in my whining.  It was haaaaard!!!!!!!    Adam and I were so ready to be done with our westward travels into the wind.  All we could think about was making that turn at the 50 mile point to ride back with the wind.  At one point, we had to slow to 10-12 mph because we were so fatigued.  However, somewhere within the first 20 miles, both Adam and I missed a road sign.  Well, this led us down the wrong way, but we didn't know it at the time.  About 1 mile into the wrong turn adventure, we saw a golden retriever sitting in his driveway.  Now granted, most goldens are beautiful dogs and are very gentlemanly (or lady-like).  Well on this day, this golden seemed to have a lot of Doberman in him/her.  He/She started chasing us, chomping at the bit, nipping our ankles, and foaming at the mouth.  He/She was sprinting fast, and could keep up a very fast pace.  Even riding at 24-25 mph, he/she was keeping up.  It wasn't until 27mph that he/she was finally out of breath!  Phew! That was close.  Well in about another 4 minutes, we realized that the road didn't look right and no one else was around.  So we turned around and headed back to the last checkpoint.  Well guess who was waiting for us again.  Queue up angry dog, act 2.  We got the same treatment again, just going the other way.   A lot of people had said they are going to tell this story for years after we explained what happened.  :)
Adam and I finally made it around to the halfway point, and enjoyed the wind at our backs.  Unfortunately, the roads weren't the best at this point.  Some were washboard-esque, and others were that new 'pea gravel' road that seemed to be just recently glued together.  Fine to drive on, but not the best for skinny bike tires.  It made for uncomfortable and slower riding in spots.  Finally we found the lunch stop at mile 87.  We were a little upset that lunch happened so late into our ride.  However, we were well fed.  The last 13 miles weren't easy, there was cramping and plain old exhaustion to fight off.  And because Adam and I aren't into 'doping' or any fun cheating methods like that, we let our (lack of) natural abilities carry us to the end.  We arrived back at the start having ridden 99 miles.  We turned around, rode up the street, and sprinted back to the finish to get 100.5 miles on the day.  8 hours total time, 6.25 hours saddle time, 16.5 mph average.  I didn't hurt myself.
Dinner consisted of ribs, chicken, pizza, cheese cake, and 2 lagers compliments of the Frankenmuth brewery.  Liz and Adam's wife Courtney, came up and visited with us.  They ate dinner with us, and we went shopping in Frankenmuth afterwards.  We ended the night with a fun game of Farkel ( a dice-based game).  More tent camping ensued.

Sunday: Not quite as much excitement.  However, breakfast was very entertaining.  They hired a pancake flipper guy, except he literally flips the pancakes to you.  I saw some pancakes being thrown through the air 30 feet away to a lucky recipient.  Any dogs that were around must have thought they got to experience a slice of heaven.  Also a late start thanks to a late sunrise, this route was 1000 times better, and we enjoyed some fun hills, open road, a plethora of slower riders to pass, and relatively little wind.  It was a bit colder on this day, and Adam realized that perhaps he should own something to ride in besides just shorts.  I think we barely saw 60F at midday.  This day also had it's fair share of difficulties: fatigue from the previous day, leg cramping, upset stomachs, debris in the road/bike paths, bodily temperature changes, sweat-laden clothing, and punishing hills.  We were able to take a ride on a new path (as part of the rails to trails initiative).  It was roughly 8 miles on this path.  
There were some positives though.  For about 10-15 miles, we were able to slip in behind a tandem.  We learned that this was only the first week that this couple had been riding this tandem.  They didn't even have cleats (or clippy shoes as I call them).  They were only wearing tennis shoes.  At any rate, they were extremely fast.  I don't remember seeing much below 22mph on my computer when we were following them.  Unfortunately for us, they were only doing the shorter route.  We also had less wind to deal with; this allowed for faster speeds.  We consistently rode in the 18s, 19s, 20s, and 21s.  We were finished extremely quickly; we were back sometime around 2pm after leaving around 8am.  It felt good to be done so quickly, even after riding 75 miles.  We had 6 hours of total time, over 4 hours of saddle time, and 17.5 mph average.  After the ride was over, I proceeded directly to the massage corner.  After applying a little charm, I think I must have been in the chair for 45 minutes  (come on people, there were 5 therapists to 1 rider!).  After packing up camp, we did some more shopping in Frankenmuth.  I picked up way too much candy and got a couple of liquid suds to drink.

Monday:  Is this what it feels like to be 70 years old?  Warning: do not attempt walking after riding 175 miles the next day.  Would not recommend, even to my worst enemy.

Tuesday: So maybe this is what it feels like to be 60.  Lots of things making cracking noises when I walk or move positions.  Walking up stairs still somewhat challenging.  Wishing I had one of those upright personal motorized walking thingies (who actually knows what they are called?)

Wednesday: Feeling relatively much better.  Maybe this is what 40 feels like.  Getting around much better, able to participate in GDLS Wallyball.

Thursday: Hello body I'm used to.  It's nice to be back.  Got 25 miles in on my bike.  Got a chance to play goalie in my soccer game.

Friday: Week must be catching up with me.  General feeling of tiredness.  Writing this message to you while doing my part at the HoneyFlow farm. 


************ End long story *************

Even though I didn't get to see my "Power Partner" (friend Pam with MS who attends these events), it's still encouraging to know that the raised money is going towards finding a cure for Pam and people like Pam.
Even though the ride is still over, if you feel compelled to give some more, here is my fundraising homepage:

Alternatively, if you know a family that is affected by MS, perhaps you could forward this link along to them.